Wasn't He In Star Wars?

Blog.

Blog blog blog.

Sounds like a character in a sci fi film.

On the distant planet Frappacino, Lathian killed the evil Blog with a Zippo Grip manuever.

Or wasn't that creature in the underground room in Lord Of The Rings called a Blog?

It kind of sounds like a side effect to a sinus infection. "I coughed up a blog."

So, this is not a blog.

Journal, column, opinion piece, piece of $#@!, but not blog.