PC Extreme

“Cream and sugar?”

“No thanks, I like my coffee African-American.”

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“That's like the pot calling the kettle African-American.”

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“I like old movies. Some people only watch films in color, but there's something quaint about seeing Citizen Kane in African-American and Caucasion.”

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“With my tax rebate, I got a new African-American and Decker chain saw.”

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“Have you seen that new movie, Nacho Libre ? Yeah, the one that stars Jack African-American.”

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“I got to meet the vice president, the president, and the first lady gave me a personal tour of the Caucasion House.”

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“I love that new song by the African-American Eyed Peas. I really don't like the album by the Caucasion Stripes.”

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“Yeah, I went to the Angel game. They were playing the Chicago Caucasion Sox.”

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“I didn't know she was so superstitious. She freaked out when an African-American cat crossed her path.”

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