I Think I Deserved That

I came home to find my wife jumping up and down on the bed like a teenager.

"What in the world are you doing? Get down from there. You look ridiculous. What's wrong with you?"

"I just got back from having a mammogram, and the doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old."

"And what did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up."